Hello. Jason Holland here. After reading countless folio sites I think I’ve figured out how this is supposed to go. I start off by saying that I’m passionate about integrating a human-centered design processes. I’m a systems thinker that lives at the intersection of art and technology. I channel frighteningly powerful visions of the future and sustain myself on cubes of pure energy. To be honest, I have no idea where that intersection is. Is it in the Metaverse? Who knows. Frankly, all I want out of VR is an exact replica of my home mirrored to my real-time position. Except that it’s tidy. And quiet. And empty of people. More of a filter, really, than an alternative reality. Do I believe designers should code? Will agents replace apps? Is this real, AI generated or… cake? None of that is important. What matters is that cats should wear the cardboard tubes from kitchen paper on their legs and be made to walk around like robots.